Friday, December 19, 2008

Deadlines

AT RISE:

A YOUNG MAN runs back and forth across the stage.

YOUNG MAN:
PANNNNNNNIIIIIC! THERE'S NO TIME! NO TIME!

He stops for a second, scribbles some doggerel on a scrap of paper, before disgustedly throwing it away.

YOUNG MAN:
No good! No time! YARRGH! I SUCK!

He resumes runnig in circles.

NARRATOR:
And he lived happily ever after.

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