Sketchy

AT RISE:

Two GUYS.

GUY 1:
Okay, here. I'll pretend to ride some kind of wacky animal, and then you pretend to ride one that matches or tops the wacky animal quotient of my imaginary wacky animal. Got it?

GUY 2:
Got it!

GUY 1:
Okay! Here I go!

He thinks for a second, then slowly pretends to mount an invisible beastie.

GUY 2:
Okay! My turn!

He thinks for two seconds, then pretends to mount an invisible, slightly larger beastie.

GUY 1:
Wow!

GUY 2:
I know!

BOTH GUYS:
We're both winners!

They gallop about.

AUDIENCE MEMBER:
But what they hell are they suppose to be riding?

GUY 1:
I said, we're both winners, guy.

GUY 2:
Yeah, what's your problem?

AUDIENCE MEMBER:
But-

GUY 1:
Blackout!

GUY 2:
End play!

...What they said.