Man vs. Wild

AT RISE:

A MAN wrestles a polar bear! And the polar bear is wearing a fedora! They grapple, manly grunts abound, and the audience is filled with the visceral thrill of combat at its most pure! Dodging a swipe of the polar bear's massive paw, the man duckas behind the bear, and gets it in a sleeper hold. The bear wriggles wildly for a moment, but to no avail! Within second he is out like a light.

The Man dusts himself off, and sighs with relief before sinking to his knees, exhausted. A WOMAN enters.

WOMAN:
Alright, fine. You win. I'll make meatloaf tonight.

The Man pumps his fist in exhaisted triumph!

WOMAN:
Now take out the garbage.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.