Sitcom

AT RISE:

A MAN and a WOMAN. They read magazines.

MAN:
Did you know that manatees are also known as sea cows?

WOMAN:
No. And I choose to take that as an insult.

MAN:
Your logic is flawed.

WOMAN:
Nonethless, it can still be defined loosely as logic, and thus I assert my victory in this small, petty arguement.

MAN:
I suppose I shall have to spend the next week making this up to you.

WOMAN:
Hopefully there is a lesson here for us all.

BOTH:
Laugh track.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.