Too Easy

AT RISE:

A Kumquat. The AUTHOR enters.

AUTHOR:
Yes, yes. I know. Kumquat. An easy joke, told too often. Now, if I ere to follow tradition, the kumquat would transform into some mythical beastie or start to speak. But the easy road is not for me! I will challenge your perceptions of internet playwriting by forcing you to confront the issue head on! Apply meaning! Use this small piece of fruit as a metaphor for your own life. Learn something, why don't you? DO IT!!!!

He leaves. The Kumquat soldiers on. Audiences around the world learn a little something about themselves and the world is better for it. Three billion years later, the sun supernovas.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.