Experimental

AT RISE:

Nuttin'. After a few seconds, a JANITOR enters, pushing a broom.

JANITOR:
Hey.

AUDIENCE:
Hello!

JANITOR:
Would you like to hear a freestyle rap? It's about Greek mythology.

AUDIENCE:
No thanks! We're good!

The Janitor shrugs.

JANITOR:
Your loss. By the way, the play doesn't end for another three hours.

AUDIENCE:
We can live with that!

JANITOR:
Cool.

He exits.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.