Quack

AT RISE:

A young MAN wears a duck on his head.

MAN:
Hello.

A young WOMAN enters holding a duck billed playtpus.

WOMAN:
Hi there.

They appraise each other for a moment.

MAN:
I appreciate the bill on that small mammal.

WOMAN:
Similarly I appreciate the bill on your average-sized fowl.

MAN:
Perhpas we can come to some sort of mutually beneficial arrangement?

WOMAN:
Such as?

MAN:
Brunch.

WOMAN:
I can do brunch.

They shake hands. There is a touch of lingering.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.