Man of the World

AT RISE:

An INTERNATIONAL JEWEL THIEF holds a bulging sack of lot.

INTERNATIONAL JEWEL THIEF:
Hah! Another in a series of sucessful heists! Heists on an international scale!

A LACKEY enters.

LACKEY:
Now does you status as "international" imply that you've conducted capers that spanned multiple countries at once in a convoluted web of mystery and deception, resulting in a global scale payoff?

INTERNATIONAL JEWEL THIEF:
No! It just means that I occasionally summer in Quebec.

LACKEY:
So, more of a jewel thief with a passport?

INTERNATIONAL JEWEL THIEF:
More or less, yeah.

LACKEY:
Ah.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.