Zoot!

AT RISE:

Pudding! Cookies! Treats galore! All sort of present-y crap, in various states of undress, litters the stage. Children fling themselves about with reckless abandon! Dinosaurs are involved, in a support capacity.

After a few moments of revelry, the audience begins to wonder why they spent the time and money to go see a play of people enjoying their holidays, when they could have simply been at home enjoying them properly! But this was the concept behind the play, so the playwright feels a great deal of satisfaction and happiness! Also, money! Huzzah!

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.