Some People

AT RISE:

A CONDOR! Yes, a majestic condor! Flown in specially from that place! You know, that place? With the condors? It's a great place, I highly suggest you visit sometime. What do you mean, "more specific"? It's the place with the condors. And the other stuff. Y'know? ...Nature? Look if you're not going along with this, then I'm not sure I even want to tell you about the condor. You're right, it is your loss. Your loss indeed! Fine, that settles it, I will never mention condors again. Way to go, guy you just ruined the whole intenet. And the world of theatre. In fact, if anyone ever asks why theatre is no longer culturally relevant compared to other forms of mass-market shared media experiences? I'm telling them it was you. I hope you're happy.

The Condor flies away, too good for all this.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.