Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Little Things

AT RISE:

A MAN sits on a Jet-ski.

MAN:
This gives me a sense of power and control over my life that I previously found lacking. With this ferocious aquatic beast dry-docked in my living room, I feel greater freedom than I ever thought possible. From this seat of power, I shall eat my nachos.

He pretends to rev the engines, and sits back, satisfied.

MAN:
I'm sorry, my friend, but you shall never taste the water.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.

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