Job Hunt

AT RISE:

A YOUNG MAN runs head-first into a wall. He falls backward with an appropriately unsettling thump.

After a moment, he stands back up, wipes a thin trickle of blood from his forehead and gets in position to do it again.

YOUNG MAN:
The existential angst of my generation must be expressed in a pointless and violent display!
(beat)
And I don't wanna join the army!

He runs head-first into the wall again.

YOUNG MAN:
Or maybe I just need pancakes.

BLACKOUT. END PLAY.